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The PTA is a Satanic Cult

  • Mar. 15th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
busy mom, Spring, Christmas, Summer, We Can Do It, Thanksgiving, Pissed Off, Christmas Prep, DonnaReed, Primary, eek, Birthday, Stress
Last night I spent 2 hours sitting on the floor of the multipurpose room at Harry's school, watching Air Buddies (a classic film experience, I swear), eating cold pizza and arguing about weather Harry could actually be hungry after 3 pieces of pizza, 2 bags of popcorn, a bagel and a Capri Sun. At the end of the evening, I concluded that the PTA is trying to destroy me- to weaken my resolve to the point that I'm open to their diabolical plan and join them.

Which I did- this morning at Molly's dance class when PTA mom J mentioned that they needed someone to help the fund raising chair. Before I knew it,I'd scrawled my e-mail address on the back of a gum wrapper, entranced somehow by the notion of spending hours adding up checks and sorting out wrapping paper, bulbs (both light and flower) and chocolate sold to fund the nefarious purposes of our local chapter of Satan's Gal Pals.

Then I came home and sewed Molly's Easter dress- totally forgetting that she has two- TWO- Easter dresses upstairs in her closet, both of which were too big last year. Just as well, because I apparently mis-measured and the dress is big enough that Harry could wear it, should he choose to. (Though pink polka-dots aren't really his thing.) So now I have *next* year's Easter dress all set, thus continuing the self destructive spiral of year-to-year sewing. And forgetting.

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(Anonymous) wrote:
Mar. 17th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I'm just amazed that you sew
I mean, you have a sewing machine and everything? Wow, you're more like Grandma Richter than I thought. BTW, we're running a gardening project in the magazine, and I'm going to mail it to you when it's published. Somehow, I think you might like it.

--Tricia
[info]nelsonflytyer wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
school organizations
School organizations in general are corupt! Candy bars for $1; magazines, wrapping paper, cookies, candles!!!!! What is next? It is easier just to write the check for $25 and be done with it. How much junk jewelry have you bought? It is a huge "conspearicy"-special nights at McDonalds where a certain % of the money goes to schools-no!!! no!! It is McDonalds trying to get kids addicted to Happy Meals! PTA's, PTO's, Booster clubs, Girl Scouts (how much money do they really make on those cookies-and how much goes to some fancy administrator that we can't see?). And just so some kid can get an education!@#* Bah-let the little buggers figure out the real world! Pull themselves up by their boot straps! A kid is never too young to have a job and pull his/her own weight-we used to do it and when it was out lawed by some socialist do gooder, the United States started going down hill!!!